January 2012
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December 2011
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So, this fatty went to the gym today.
My friend made me lift weights and do all sorts of manly workout with him and these random meatheads. I wouldn’t be surprised if a thumper/boomstick/tinker/sausage/meter-long king kong dong/pee pee—or whatever kind of manhood—starts growing on me down there.
A couple more workout sessions and I’ll be joining the male population.
BETLOG.
“The beginning of love is at the end of resistance.”
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That awkward moment when someone talks to you, but...
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Your mustache looks wrong.
Misplaced pubes, man. Misplaced pubes. You should burn it. I’m sorry.
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No, random Facebook friend. I am not attending your “BoOtY ShAkEInG GrAnD FiNaLz 12/23/2O11” event. And I am unfriending you.
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“Ang crush parang kalabasa, nakakalinaw ng mata. Malayo pa lang kitang kita mo...”
– Bob Ong
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I found download links for all of C.N. Blue’s albums!
DOWNLOADING IT ALL~
Oh, how illegal of me.
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I want a sloth for Christmas.
Oh, boredom.
I SEE NUMBERS AND MATHEMATICAL SYMBOLS EVERYTIME I...
And when I blink or stare into some kind of blank space, I see them.
THEY’RE HAUNTING ME! This is probably my birdbrained alter ego telling me to stop tormenting myself with these review thingamabooberz. Hi.
Late night cram sesh for finals.
Who’s with me?
Ugh, finals. Why are you such a hindrance to my love life?! And by love life I meant sleep.
On the brighter side of my sleepless life,
I have successfully written an 11-paged extended research paper about plastic surgery in Korea in a span of 407 minutes (spell slacker), I survived my Critical Thinking and Writing final, and I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH MY ENGLISH REQUIREMENTS FOR IGETC. Wut, wut.
Remind me never to procrastinate on any of my...
It has been a little over 32 hours since I made love with my bed.
Oh. What is mah lifeee.
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30 minutes ago, I jumped inside my car for a Starbucks run and a short trip to the gas station because the last time I checked, my tank was nearly empty. So, I turned my engine on, and the pointer on the meter started climbing to F. I thought my eyes were deceiving me. I even thought “Oh no, I broke it! IT’S BROKEN!” And then I started panicking, but I noticed that my dashboard...
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Watch
Justin Bieber || U Got It Bad-Because of You (Remix)
@6975milesbetweenus, you’re welcome.
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Jian: *le microwaves a fried fish.*
Irish: *le opens the microwave door.* OH MY GOD, JIAN! THE FISH IS BREATHING!
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Seichi's falling in love with Pamu.
HOMYGOODNIZZ. So cute. :”>
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Goodness gracious. Could somebody tell me how it...
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Dear Lord,
Give me the strength to read through all these Sociology chapters without falling asleep. Amen.
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Dear Annie,
ay-drii-an:
I know things are incredibly tough right now. But i just want you to know that i love you so much and I can’t help but worry about you all the time. Everything reminds me of you its not ok. I just want you to know that I care about you and I hope everything is ok and if its not i’ll be here to help.
D’aww. You’re my entire support system. I couldn’t be any more...
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“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the...”
It smells like Afghanistan in this classroom.
Or maybe it’s just the movie we’re watching.
And my fingers are frozen.
Or maybe I should sleep now.
Class at 8 in the morning, Y U EXIST?!
Fluffball.
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“Courage is not living without fear. Courage is being scared to death and doing...”
I am just going to convince myself that everything...
Although I highly doubt they will be.
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Well, fuck you, fat, horrendous witch.
I have never felt this much disdain for just one person—if you’re even considered one—in my whole entire life. Actually, I have never felt this much disdain. Period. You would really do everything to see me in ruins, huh? Well, it’s on. I’m going to keep on keeping on, and you will watch me laugh at your sorry ass one day. I may not be as...
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